Busqué una forma de evitar mi Mal de Diógenes en Internet y esto fue lo que salió. var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-26787326-1’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); konami = new Konami() konami.code = function() { alert("You have entered the KONAMI CODE! You now have 30 lives. Kind of....") } konami.load()Tumblr (3.0; @matiasr)http://matiasr.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rubywhiterabbit.tumblr.com/post/24010799612/my-little-brother-got-into-outer-space-and-stuff" target="_blank">rubywhiterabbit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4sukl8ag61r1r1xh.jpg"/></p> <p>Pluto is there.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4suli6FTs1r1r1xh.jpg"/></p> <p>The artist remembered Pluto.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4sum2MZFU1r1r1xh.jpg"/></p> <p>Guys…</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4sumhnb021r1r1xh.jpg"/></p> <p>The artist drew Pluto crying.</p> </blockquote>http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/24040690161http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/24040690161Tue, 29 May 2012 22:45:48 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwzw5b6fNn1qf4qpho1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwzw5b6fNn1qf4qpho2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.1000notes.com/post/23879134936" target="_blank">the-absolute-best-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Submitted by <a href="http://nessastooshort.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">nessastooshort</a></p> <p class="gone"><a href="http://you-will-love-this-blog-on-your-dashboard.ishowedyou.com" target="_blank">Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Stitch es el mejor personaje de Disney. No se atreva a discutirlo…</p>http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23995645545http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23995645545Tue, 29 May 2012 09:42:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4a316yqTS1qg84iyo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4a316yqTS1qg84iyo10_r3_400.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.tumblefunny.com/post/23880804092" target="_blank">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Well with a nose like that, I’m not surprised</p> </blockquote> <p>Ya sabemos por qué no quedan Unicornios, y si quedan, no han sido atrapados…</p>http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23994805178http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23994805178Tue, 29 May 2012 09:12:42 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lstogr6jcP1qzado8o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lstogr6jcP1qzado8o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lstogr6jcP1qzado8o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lstogr6jcP1qzado8o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lstogr6jcP1qzado8o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lstogr6jcP1qzado8o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lstogr6jcP1qzado8o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lstogr6jcP1qzado8o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://loltime.1000notes.com/post/23980038609" target="_blank">lulz-time</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gifs.1000notes.com/post/22891511027" target="_blank"> </a></p> <p>“Je te floop flee!”</p> </blockquote>http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23994314966http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23994314966Tue, 29 May 2012 08:54:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jxbvFEpG1rtjtz6o1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jxbvFEpG1rtjtz6o2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jxbvFEpG1rtjtz6o3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jxbvFEpG1rtjtz6o4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>Lo siento. Este fue el post políticamente incorrecto del día.</p>http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23994265721http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23994265721Tue, 29 May 2012 08:52:43 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ryx64gdi1qzxzwwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.9gag.com/post/23987882997/just-a-fact" target="_blank">9gag</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://9gag.com/gag/4311327" target="_blank">Just a fact</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Estimados señores de HBO: no se cómo sigue el libro, pero si lo matan dejo de ver su serie. Saludos</p>http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23994230220http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23994230220Tue, 29 May 2012 08:51:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4nyskwHz41qd4wkzo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4nyskwHz41qd4wkzo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><a href="http://youtu.be/ngul5sHLzUE" target="_blank"><a href="http://youtu.be/ngul5sHLzUE" target="_blank">http://youtu.be/ngul5sHLzUE</a></a></p> </blockquote> <p>Por favor, por favor, por favor, por favor, por favor, por favor, por favor, díganme que esto pasó en Chile…</p>http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23926999863http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23926999863Mon, 28 May 2012 09:22:14 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pj9n034e1qhunl2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>SOON</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://por-la-cresta.tumblr.com/post/23899274700/one-of-us-will-die-tomorrow" target="_blank">por-la-cresta</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>one of us will die tomorrow</p> </blockquote>http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23926729785http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23926729785Mon, 28 May 2012 09:13:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4qhzoFKpu1qz9b0go1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Bunny strip dance. Sus argumentos son inválidos. Todos ellos…</p>http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23926715095http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23926715095Mon, 28 May 2012 09:11:48 -0400<a href="http://cinemagr.am/show/8575886">Despejó...</a>: <div><p><img src="http://cinemagr.am/uploads/8575886.gif"/></p> <br/><p>(Taken with <a href="http://cinemagr.am" target="_blank"><a href="http://cinemagr.am" target="_blank">http://cinemagr.am</a></a>)</p></div>http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23887652782http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23887652782Sun, 27 May 2012 17:48:44 -0400cinemagraphgif<a href="http://cinemagr.am/show/8539939">Obvio que lo mas entretenido es la etiqueta...</a>: <div><p><img src="http://cinemagr.am/uploads/8539939.gif"/></p> <br/><p>(Taken with <a href="http://cinemagr.am" target="_blank"><a href="http://cinemagr.am" target="_blank">http://cinemagr.am</a></a>)</p></div>http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23862647535http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23862647535Sun, 27 May 2012 10:42:28 -0400cinemagraphgif<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://noticiasultimahora.tumblr.com/post/20849074114/muere-familia-promedio-chilena-cuando-iba-a-comprar" target="_blank">noticiasultimahora</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img align="right" alt="caput" height="200" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-zCyrxPYTKoU/Tel7klypAqI/AAAAAAAAAT0/maFD5ZCGCg8/s400/miembros%2Bde%2Buna%2Bfamilia%2Ben%2Bingles.gif" width="300"/></p> <blockquote> <p>“Es posible que los enteremos en una fosa común”</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://noticiasultimahora.tumblr.com/post/20849074114/muere-familia-promedio-chilena-cuando-iba-a-comprar" target="_blank">Read More</a></p> </blockquote>http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23736221363http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23736221363Fri, 25 May 2012 11:39:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m449dx23Ly1qze5g2o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://por-la-cresta.tumblr.com/post/23698855548/estenoesmitumblr-democraciasexual" target="_blank">por-la-cresta</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://estenoesmitumblr.tumblr.com/post/23698584274/democraciasexual-puuutalawea" target="_blank">estenoesmitumblr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://democraciasexual.tumblr.com/post/23696920507/puuutalawea-lecheconchocapic" target="_blank">democraciasexual</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://puuutalawea.tumblr.com/post/23696414378/lecheconchocapic-papitaconketchup-x3" target="_blank">puuutalawea</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lecheconchocapic.tumblr.com/post/23696331774/papitaconketchup-x3-wena-cabros" target="_blank">lecheconchocapic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://papitaconketchup-x3.tumblr.com/post/23696246989/wena-cabros-gatoconieve-llorameunputorio" target="_blank">papitaconketchup-x3</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wena-cabros.tumblr.com/post/23696153061/gatoconieve-llorameunputorio-perrrrrmiso" target="_blank">wena-cabros</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gatoconieve.tumblr.com/post/23696120605/llorameunputorio-perrrrrmiso" target="_blank">gatoconieve</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://llorameunputorio.tumblr.com/post/23695802969/perrrrrmiso-euforia-subversiva" target="_blank">llorameunputorio</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://perrrrrmiso.tumblr.com/post/23695781390" target="_blank">perrrrrmiso</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://euforia-subversiva.tumblr.com/post/23695619974/cacaconshoclo-aprendamosacreer" target="_blank">euforia-subversiva</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cacaconshoclo.tumblr.com/post/23695140610" target="_blank">cacaconshoclo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aprendamosacreer.tumblr.com/post/23694606883/astra-fili4-que-bonitas-piernas-que-bonitas" target="_blank">aprendamosacreer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://astra-fili4.tumblr.com/post/23693933915/que-bonitas-piernas" target="_blank">astra-fili4</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>que bonitas piernas…</p> </blockquote> <p>que bonitas piernas…</p> </blockquote> <p>que bonitas piernas….</p> </blockquote> <p>que bonitas piernas…</p> </blockquote> <p>que bonitas piernas…</p> </blockquote> <p>que bonitas piernas…</p> </blockquote> <p><em>qe bonitas piernas…</em></p> </blockquote> <p>que bonitas piernas…</p> </blockquote> <p>Que bonitas piernas…</p> </blockquote> <p>Que bonitas piernas…</p> </blockquote> <p>Que bonitas piernas…</p> </blockquote> <p>que bonitas piernas…</p> </blockquote> <p>que bonitas piernas…</p> </blockquote> <p>que bonitas piernas…</p> </blockquote> <p>que bonitas piernas…</p>http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23733244715http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23733244715Fri, 25 May 2012 10:14:43 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4hqm5GP631qz9b0go1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>No puedo dejar de mirarlo. La eficiencia de Ferrari en pits siempre me ha sorprendido.</p>http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23621674567http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23621674567Wed, 23 May 2012 15:39:41 -0400<p>Sí! Aunque yo creo que se merecía más el billete de 500.000.000.000 dinares de 1993. Le habría dado el billete más grande disponible…</p>http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23583998325http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23583998325Tue, 22 May 2012 21:56:22 -0400<a href="http://www.itsokaytobesmart.com/post/23551308793/tesla-tussle">It's Okay To Be Smart: Tesla Tussle</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kangrejoman.tumblr.com/post/23552437572/its-okay-to-be-smart-tesla-tussle" target="_blank">kangrejoman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.itsokaytobesmart.com/post/23551308793/tesla-tussle" target="_blank">jtotheizzoe</a>:</p> <ol><li><a href="http://theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla" target="_blank">The </a><strong><a href="http://theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla" target="_blank">Oatmeal publishes an awesome comic</a> </strong>reminding us of the tortured genius that inhabited the body known as “<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikola_Tesla" target="_blank">Nikola Tesla</a>”. It also spent a lot of time calling <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Edison" target="_blank">Thomas Edison</a> a profiteering <em>douche-canoe</em>. <p><span class="nsfw_span"><img class="inline_external_image" height="49" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/images/inline_photo.png?2" width="44"/></span></p> </li> <li><a href="http://www.forbes.com/sites/alexknapp/2012/05/18/nikola-tesla-wasnt-god-and-thomas-edison-wasnt-the-devil/" target="_blank">Forbes (yes, Forbes) published <strong>a rebuttal to the Oatmeal comic</strong>,</a> fact-checking some of the claims made against Edison. He was downgraded to a <em>douche-kayak</em>, or perhaps even a <em>douche-skiff</em>. The Forbes piece also made efforts to deflate the mythical being that Tesla has become … which is completely expected, considering how he perfectly he delivers the “<strong>come-hither look”</strong>: <p><span class="nsfw_span"><img class="inline_external_image" height="49" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/images/inline_photo.png?2" width="44"/></span></p> <p><em>(This is precisely the face I make when I write this blog, FYI)</em></p> </li> <li>So of course <strong><a href="http://theoatmeal.com/blog/tesla_response" target="_blank">The Oatmeal publishes a point-by-point rebuttal</a></strong> of the Forbes piece, throwing down the silk glove of intellectual duelsmanship. Ten paces were walked, Edison (Forbes) and Tesla (Oatmeal) face each other with guns poised … who shall emerge victorious in this modern morality play???</li> </ol></blockquote> <p>@kangrejo Frente a este ataque es hora de sacar el arma definitiva que prueba la awesomidad máxima de Tesla: ¡el billete Yugoslavo de 10.000.000.000 dinares con Tesla como protagonista!</p> <p><img src="http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/5746/10000000000dinares.jpg"/></p> <p>(uno de los que más me gusta de mi pequeña colección, de hecho).</p>http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23560619953http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23560619953Tue, 22 May 2012 16:32:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqnrxw0Fib1qc382yo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqnrxw0Fib1qc382yo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqnrxw0Fib1qc382yo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqnrxw0Fib1qc382yo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqnrxw0Fib1qc382yo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqnrxw0Fib1qc382yo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>Mira! Ataja más que Prieto!</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://koneja.tumblr.com/post/23211459066/ay-no-aplacetolovedogs-this-is-great-we-found" target="_blank">koneja</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ay ño</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aplacetolovedogs.tumblr.com/post/23173386176/this-is-great-we-found-it-on-leannes-wonderful" target="_blank">aplacetolovedogs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is great! We found it on Leanne’s wonderful tumblr.</p> <p><a href="http://lnnhnjs.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"><a href="http://lnnhnjs.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">http://lnnhnjs.tumblr.com/</a></a></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23211821673http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23211821673Wed, 16 May 2012 23:55:56 -0400<a href="http://theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla">Por qué Nikola Tesla fue el hueon mas la zorra del universo, y edison fué un chuchesumadre - The Oatmeal</a>: <p>Nunca me voy a cansar de decirlo. Edison, you asshole!!</p>http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23084948350http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23084948350Mon, 14 May 2012 23:23:03 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xmyzAU9U1qg6rkio1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hoppip.tumblr.com/post/22932008510/hello-im-just-here-floating-in-your-dash" target="_blank">hoppip</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><small>Hello, I’m just here floating in your dash :)<br/></small></em></p> </blockquote> <p>Hola, soy gatito. Y vengo a flotar…</p>http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23082712953http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/23082712953Mon, 14 May 2012 22:46:57 -0400<a href="http://cinemagr.am/show/7531764">La flo en el columpio</a>: <div><p><img src="http://cinemagr.am/uploads/7531764.gif"/></p> <br/><p>(Taken with <a href="http://cinemagr.am" target="_blank"><a href="http://cinemagr.am" target="_blank">http://cinemagr.am</a></a>)</p></div>http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/22976166617http://matiasr.tumblr.com/post/22976166617Sun, 13 May 2012 12:22:28 -0400cinemagraphgif